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To: Capt who wrote (18346)	3/13/2001 2:45:20 PM
From: Nite-Man	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 30928

The Capt, 49, was convicted in January of an attempted sexual assault on a transvestite last year near Ft. Lauderdale while visiting a "friend." According to testimony, things started to go bad for the Capt when the victim Winnie Suckoff asked him to take off his own clothes and then chided him until he did. With his clothes off, the transvestite saw that he was not carrying a gun, and ran away, eventually to outrun the Capt to safety. However, during the chase, according to Winnie, Capt kept muttering something about not even being able to trust a a fellow pervert these days. [Floridia Daily News, 3-12-01] NM

To: Capt who wrote (18346)	3/14/2001 8:23:48 PM
From: Bob Miller	Respond to of 30928

Capt: That was really a stupid story. GZ was found innocent of all charges. It seems that he speaks many languages, including Japanese. What he really said was, "I can't get to do an election". That reminds me of a true story. A Japanese gentleman goes into a bank on Monday to cash a traveller's check. After presenting the check, he is given US $ 125. On Thursday, he returns to the bank for a similar transaction, but is only given US $ 118. "What's the matter?", he asks the teller. "Fluctuations", she responds. "Well, Fluck you Amelicans too", he shouts as he storms from the bank. Bob New Insult Champ, international monetary expert