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To: Jacob Snyder who wrote (2366)3/13/2001 12:05:59 AM
From: TobagoJack  Respond to of 74559
 
Nope, not precisely that, but these may do just as well ... I am trying to offload my collection of these Laws as fast as I am collecting Euros and anything with Gold, Platinum, Water, and Cash in it.

Firestone's Law Of Forcasting
Chicken Little only has to be right once.

Lubarsky's Law Of Cybernetic Entomology
There is always one more bug.

Finagle's Fourth Law
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

Zymurgy's First Law Of Evolving Systems Dynamics
Once you open a can of worms, the only way to re-can them is to use a bigger can.

Non-Reciprocal Law Of Expectations
Negative expectations yield negative results;
Positive expectations yield negative results.

Law Of The Perversity Of Nature
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

Law Of Selective Gravity
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Jenning's Corollary To The Law Of Selective Gravity
The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.

Chugs, Jay