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Non-Tech : PERFECT TRADER -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: TechTrader42 who wrote (131)	3/14/2001 4:03:15 PM
From: Jorj X Mckie	Respond to of 408

you have been unbanned and to be fair, since I know that Perfect Trader will violate my first amendment rights and ban me soon enough, I have even unbanned the evil genius behind the Perfect Trader System, "Triffin".

To: TechTrader42 who wrote (131)	3/14/2001 7:18:19 PM
From: Michael Watkins	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 408

Announcing Chrono-Trader Expert 2002© PerfectTrader is proud, if not outright skeptical, to announce our new Forward-Testing Strategy Optimization application, Chrono-Trader Expert 2002©, a future and as yet undesigned (but we are certain it will be good) member of the 20/20 HindSight© family of products. We'll start billing you now and will deliver Chrono-Trader Expert 2002© at some point in the year two thousand and six. Upgrade Information If you are a current, past or future user of any of our products, our condolences. We hope that you are still hiding the credit card bills from your spouse, and that you haven't had to mortgage Grannies' future in order to pay for groceries. Perhaps Granny would like to join our convenient monthly debit plan too? Don't lose the faith, as you will soon come to learn of the awesome wealth creating capabilities of your PerfectTrader system. We are so sure of it, we will bill you twice this month. If you simply call our tool-free [spelling intended] upgrade line at 1-900-IAM-LOST, press option 3, then 2, then 1, no wait, press option 2 first and then 3, unless you press 1 first and we meant all along that you should press 4 and no other buttons. 13, of course, as well as 9, 21, 34, and 89, are the correct option buttons for upgrades, but thanks to your grasp of instructions we will use your credit card several times for seemingly unrelated transactions, but rest assured, we will use the new ski equipment carefully. System Performance For the first time ever, we shall now illustrate precisely the type of fantastic forward results you guarantee yourself to make, provided that you follow these simple two steps: 1. Press the Go Button 2. Click on - <Bing!> - pardon me, a trade for the next century was just registered in my FuturePortfolio(tm) and wow look at that future profit! Gotta run! PerfectTrader - your credit card number will do perfectly (sm).