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To: elpolvo who wrote (2495)	3/16/2001 6:30:55 PM
From: elpolvo	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 104191

NNBM Warns! CYBERSPACE (S.I.)- NNBM, the investor's dream portfolio of 1999/2000 warned today that it's earnings for the first six months of the NNBM 2001 portfolio cycle may not meet analyst's expectations. A one sentence press release issued by NNBM read: "Grab yer ankles dudes, the semi-annual report is gonna look like crap!" In a dastardly "about-face", following it's first two fiscal years of stellar performance, the NNBM 2001 portfolio has declined 66% since it's inception October 1, 2000. Repeated attempts to contact the imaginary cyberfund manager, el polvo de la dinero no tiene, for comment met with failure. "He's out of the office (and his mind), until at least after the St. Patrick's Day Holiday," said a receptionist at the NNBM cyberfacility. siliconinvestor.com

To: elpolvo who wrote (2495)	3/16/2001 11:08:23 PM
From: Dalin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 104191

el polverisor, Wassabbi!!! Sorry bout dat. I had a VEWY VEWY important meeting this morning. One of our biggest cutomers came by to do an audit.....was up all night last night preparing........ The meeting went well....My wife and I left for lunch and had several top shelf margaritas.......that was all she wrote.......we came home, and I fell asleep.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz......copn some major zzzz's I'm good to go now.........Corn beef and cabbage, comin up.......>>>ramblin grabs the green food coloring in one hand and says<<<<< "What'll ya have? Whatever it is, its gonna be GREEN!!" "A toast.......Happy St. Pats day Polv and folks"