To: HomeBoy Security who wrote (120655 ) 3/18/2001 10:54:20 PM From: HG Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 164684 hey mr singer, could you please sing this song for me ? I'm superior, you're inferior I'm the big attraction, you're the small. I'm the major one, you're the minor one I can beat you shootin', that's not all Anything you can do, I can do better I can do any thing better than you No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can, yes I can. Anything you can be I can be greater Sooner or later, I'm greater than you No, you're not. Yes I am. No you're not. Yes I am. No you're not. Yes I am, yes I am. I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow I can do most anything Can you bake a pie? No. Neither can I. Anything you can sing I can sing louder I can sing anything louder than you No you can't.... Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper I can buy anything cheaper than you Fifty cents. Forty cents. Thirty cents. Twenty cents. No you can't. Yes I can, yes I can Anything you can dig, I can dig deeper I can dig anything deeper than you Thirty feet. Forty feet. Fifty feet. Sixty feet. No you can't. Yes I can, yes I can I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker I can do it quicker and get even sicker I can live on bread and cheese And only on that? Yes. So can a rat. Anything you can reach, I can go higher I can sing anything higher than you No you can't.... Anyone you can lick, I can lick faster I can lick anyone faster than you With your fist? With my feet. With your feet? With an axe. No you can't. Yes I can, yes I can Any school where you went, I could be master I could be master much faster than you Can you spell. No I can't. Can you add. No I can't. Can you teach. Yes I can, yes I can I could be a racer, quite a steeple chaser I can jump a hurdle even with my girdle I can open any safe. With out being caught? Yes. That's what I thought, you crook Any note you can hold I can hold longer. I can hold any note longer than you. No you can't. Yes I ca-a-a-a-an. Yes you ca-a-an <<<Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better, Irving Berlin>>>