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To: teevee who wrote (3301)3/17/2001 10:40:52 PM
From: E. Charters  Respond to of 3744
 
Being from another Galaxy, (I am migrant from the planet Froon of the Beta-Hypoid Quadrant), I subscribe to the Bloor-Panhard religion. This believes in the specioty of the general distributed sequence of events. Neither determinism nor randomness is supported by this solipsistic tauto-summalogical religion. It is not necessary to have law, creation, spirit, void or being at all. Everything you may encounted thereafter is a bonus. Some of Bloor-Panhard's saying are thus: "I am therefore I am taxed." "If you are awake you may feel pain. If you are dead it don't matter." "Whatever you fear the other is planning is ample justification for being as bad as he is." (This is also known as the law of the lowest common discriminator.) "The Spirit is above the non spirit if it exists." "There is no proof of anything, but this means there is no proof that you should not do any particular thing either." "Always turn right on a red except in New York." The saying were taken from a the Badass-Upanishags scripts that are believed to predate civilization in the Americas. They were found in the bottom of a well dug by an illiterate savage and brought to the wife of the governor of Merkel, MA, and thereby discovered in the governor's bed. Therefore their authenticity cannot be questioned. Of course the fact that they were written on pages of solid diamond lends credence to that fact. We considered to have had a hand in just about everything that was built just about everywhere so we feel we have a right to do just about anything we please.

EC<:-}



To: teevee who wrote (3301)3/17/2001 11:00:09 PM
From: E. Charters  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3744
 
You forgot two important languages, MSDOS and webe.

In order to speak MSDOS you simply crash once per day. Soon you are fluent.

To speak webe, you precede any adjective, noun or conditional in any language with the phrase-word "webe" such as in "webe hungry, webe horny, webe sisu, webe happy, webe guys, webe les quebecois" ...

EC<:-}