R.I.P. Shortie! 5 MILLION $HORTIES GETTING BU$TED and CRUMPLED AT SSTI in just 3 weeks, even in a BEAR MARKET...
at the hands of the WORLD-FAMOUS INVINCIBLE $HORTBU$TER$..
Whaddya gonna do, SHORTIE BEAR, now that the SHORTIES ARE LOSING BIGGGG... and the times... they are A'CHANGIN'?????? $HORTBU$TER$, under command of Brigadier General Tracy Moore are about to ROUT THE INFIDELS IN A DECISIVE BATTLE...
In just 3 trading days, SHORTIE... 9 months of fame over...
Back to ANOTHER 9 YEARS OF HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Seeeeeeee your future... beeeeeeeeee your future...
$$TI SHORT INTEREST(latest stats):
Mar. 15, 2001... 7,787,230
Feb. 15, 2001... 11,025,308
Jan. 12, 2001... 15,296,822
Dec. 15, 2000... 17,756,522
Nov. 15, 2000... 16,716,564
Oct. 13, 2000... 17,051,864
Sep. 15, 2000... 14,480,000
This little PIGGY went to town...
This little PIGGY ate roast beef...
"Pigs (Three Different Ones) (Waters)
Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are.
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are.
And when your hand is on your heart,
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost a joker,
With your head down in the pig bin,
Saying "Keep on digging."
Pig stain on your fat chin.
What do you hope to find?
When you're down in the pig mine.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are.
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are.
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin.
You like the feel of steel,
You're hot stuff with a hat pin,
And good fun with a hand gun.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.
Hey you, Whitehouse,
Ha ha charade you are.
You house proud town mouse,
Ha ha charade you are.
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street.
You're nearly a real treat,
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
....!....!....!....!
You gotta stem the evil tide,
And keep it all on the inside.
Mary you're nearly a treat,
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry.
Sheep (Waters)
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Jordan, and I have seen
Things are not what they seem.
What do you get for pretending the danger's not real.
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel.
What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes.
Now things are really what they seem.
No, this is no bad dream.
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by.
With bright knives He releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate,
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.
Bleating and babbling I fell on his neck with a scream.
Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.
Have you heard the news?
The dogs are dead!
You better stay home
And do as you're told.
Get out of the road if you want to grow old.
Pigs on the Wing (Part Two) (Waters)
You know that I care what happens to you,
And I know that you care for me too.
So I don't feel alone,
Or the weight of the stone,
Now that I've found somewhere safe
To bury my bones.
And any fool knows a dog needs a home,
A shelter from pigs on the wing."
Either SEE THE LITE and go long like Mr. PINK, the former PINKY, or I'm COMIN' TA GET YOU SUCKA!
Watch and learn SHORTIE...
HOW DA BIGGGGGG BOYZZZZZZ PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
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THE END OF THE BEAR MARKET IS AT HAND!!!!!!!
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