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To: MulhollandDrive who wrote (6535)	3/28/2001 6:24:02 PM
From: Jorj X Mckie	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 15481

See, that's what people don't understand. Guys have the redundant brain system. The big one on the shoulders is merely a backup for the brain that really controls the show.

To: MulhollandDrive who wrote (6535)	3/28/2001 8:22:06 PM
From: Diana	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 15481

More humor . . . . Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie." "Whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life." Hillary asked, "Where's Bill's clock?" "Bill's clock is in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan."