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To: Chris Forte who wrote (4579)	3/29/2001 5:52:53 PM
From: caly	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 13724

LOL! Sad, but true. Golf season officially starts this Saturday. Just what I need...more stress in my life. : ) And now for the song I've been humming all day while watching the market... A man walks down the street He says why am I soft in the middle now Why am I soft in the middle The rest of my life is so hard I need a photo-opportunity I want a shot at redemption Don't want to end up a cartoon In a cartoon graveyard Bonedigger Bonedigger Dogs in moonlight Far away my well-lit door Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly Get these mutts away from me You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

To: Chris Forte who wrote (4579)	3/29/2001 11:37:43 PM
From: Claudia Benson	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 13724

"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad, I couldn't see where the ball went." "You're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife. "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?" "But he's eighty-five and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack. "Yes, but he's got perfect eyesight and can watch your ball for you," Tracy pointed out. The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Did you see where it went?" asked Jack. "Yup," Scott answered. "Well, where the hell is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance. "I forgot." <gg>