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To: CerealMan who wrote (82450)	3/31/2001 5:59:03 PM
From: CerealMan	Respond to of 150070

more funnies... A man requested a blonde painter to paint him in the nude. "No" the talented blonde artist said. "I don't do that sort of thing." "I'll increase your fee two times," he said. "No, no thanks!""I'll give you five times as much as you normally get.""Okay," said the artist, "but you have to let me at least wear my socks, I need somewhere to put my brushes." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One bright Sunday morning Cindy and Mark took their eight year old son, Johnny, to church. They sat right in the front so Johnny could get all the benefits from church. But as we know eight year old boys do not like church at all. Especially little Johnny. Halfway through the pastor's sermon Johnny fell asleep. The pastor noticed this, and it was distracting him from preaching. He decided to go over to Johnny and ask him a question about God. "Son, do you know who created all the heavens and earth?" His mother, Cindy, who did not want to be embarrassed by her son falling asleep, stuck a pin in her son's right butt cheek. "GOD!!!!" Cried little Johnny. "Very good," the pastor replied. For he could not say it was wrong. And he continued on. But a short while later, Johnny fell asleep again. The pastor once again noticed this and decided to ask another question, "Who was Mary and Joseph's son?" The pastor asked. Johnny's dad, Mark, did not want to be embarrassed either, so he stuck a pin in his son's left butt cheek. "JESUS CHRIST!!!!" Yelled Johnny. And once again the pastor replied "Very good." Near the end of the church service, Johnny could not control himself and fell asleep again. For the last time, the pastor decided to embarrass him and ask a very hard question. "What did Eve say to Adam on the morning when they woke up on the first day?" But before Johnny's parents could do anything Johnny shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO TAKE IT AND BREAK IT IN HALF!"... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A man goes into a bar and a mouse jumps out of his pocket. The bartender says, "Nice mouse!" The man says, "No ordinary mouse though, this little feller talks!" The Bartender says, "Oh yeah, what about?" The man says, "See that woman at the end of the bar, the mouse will tell me what colour panties she has on." Bartender says "Really? This I gotta see." The man points to woman says to mouse; "Mouse: woman!" The mouse runs down, sees the woman's panties from the floor and comes back and says, "Pink.""Wow, the bartender says. "Will he do that for me?" The man says "Sure." The bartender sees a woman sitting at a table, points to her, says "Mouse: woman!" The mouse runs out, comes tearing back, bounces off the bar into the bartender's pocket shaking like a leaf. The bartender says "What's wrong with you?" The mouse says "I taught I taw a puddy tat!" see ya'll in chat monday afternoon if my server will let me...haw haw haw... pops