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To: TobagoJack who wrote (2750)4/2/2001 2:31:24 PM
From: smolejv@gmx.net  Respond to of 74559
 
...in moments like this the sequence from "Rosemary's baby" keeps coming back, where - to put it poetically and spare the audience - a new (supposedly human) being is being created and Rosemary (evidently not completely drugged and domesticated to suit the other audience) screams:"I'm not dreaming, its really happening to me".

dj

PS: then she goes and marries Woody Allen. Strange are the God's ways...;\



To: TobagoJack who wrote (2750)4/4/2001 9:39:05 PM
From: ms.smartest.person  Respond to of 74559
 
OT Jay, when I read the punch line, I immediately thought of you. - Merry

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office,
ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too
close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer
immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a
policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started
screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day
before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter
what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer
shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic
you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you
don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the
elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"