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To: tejek who wrote (135634)4/5/2001 1:35:17 PM
From: AJ Berger  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 1583492
 
Hey rejek; cutting and pasting at me is not talking

I can get the online news too.

Anyway, Micron just came
out with a whole new slew
of 266fsb Athlons that kick!
They are even taking orders
on the 1.33ghz, and giving
$100 off preorders. What a
shame Micron's gonna spin
them off. They make great
clones. The day DELL gives
in and sells AMD will be the
day Micron Computer dies...



To: tejek who wrote (135634)4/5/2001 3:27:32 PM
From: 5dave22  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1583492
 
Rejek? What's that about?

Anyway, this is pretty funny - got it from a friend who lives in ...
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Gotta love these Californians -

America has engaged in some finger wagging lately because California doesn't have enough electricity to meet its needs.

The rest of the country (including George W. Bush's energy secretary Spencer Abraham, who wants Californians to suffer through blackouts as justification for drilling for oil in Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge) seems to be just fine with letting Californians dangle in the breeze without enough power to meet their needs. They laugh at Californians' frivolity.

Well, everybody. Here's how it really is:

California ranks 48th in the nation in power consumed per person.

California grows more than half the nation's fruit, nuts and vegetables. We're keeping them. We need something to eat when the power goes out.

We grow 99 percent or more of the nation's almonds, artichokes, dates, figs, kiwi fruit, olives, persimmons, pistachios, prunes, raisins and walnuts. Hope you won't miss them.

California is the nation's number one dairy state. We're keeping our dairy products. We'll need plenty of fresh ones since our refrigerators can't be relied upon. Got milk?

We Californians are gonna keep all our high-tech software in state. Silicon Valley is ours, after all. Without enough electricity, which you're apparently keeping for yourselves, we just plain don't have enough software to spare.

We're keeping all our airplanes. California builds a good percentage of the commercial airliners available to fly you people to where you want to go. When yours wear out, you'd better hope Boeing's Washington plant (soon to move away from there) can keep you supplied. There isn't enough electricity here to allow us to export any more planes than we need ourselves.

And while we're at it, we're keeping all our high-tech aerospace stuff, too, like the sophisticated weapons systems that let you sleep at night, not worried you might wake up under the rule of some foreign kook.

Oh, yeah, and if you want to make a long-distance call, remember where the satellite components and tracking systems come from. Maybe you could get back in the habit of writing letters.

Want to see a blockbuster movie this weekend? Come to California. We make them here. Since we'll now have to make them with our own electricity, we're keeping them. Even if we shot them somewhere else, the labs, printing facilities, editing facilities, special effects facilities and sound
facilities are all here.

Want some nice domestic wine? There's not a wine shop in the nation that doesn't have California wines on their shelves in abundance. We produce over 17 million gallons per year. We'll need all of it to drown our sorrows when we think about the fact that no matter how many California products we export to make the rest of America's lives better, America can't see its way clear to help us out with a little electricity. You can no longer have any of our wine.

And by the way, when it comes vacation time for you, forget about coming to Disneyland, Hollywood, Lake Tahoe, Yosemite National Park or San Francisco for a wonderful holiday - the lights will be out.

You all complain that we don't build enough power plants. Well, you don't grow enough food, write enough software, make enough movies, build enough airplanes and defense systems or make enough wine.

This whole energy crisis in California is a plot, designed to line the pockets of the utility executives and stockholders. Don't help them out.

This is your last warning, America. Lighten (us) up before it's too late.

Love,

The Californians