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To: Bo_ who wrote (42304)	4/3/2001 4:07:33 PM
From: Bo_	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 49816

OT...some humor: > In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a stunningly > beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She > was decked out in a tight black leather mini skirt with > matching leather boots and jacket. > > As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on > the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight > to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' > first step. > > So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the > bus driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her > skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough > slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the > step onto the bus only to discover she still could not > make the step. > > So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached > behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And > for a second time she attempted the step and once again, > much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg because > of the tight skirt. > > So, with a coy little smile to the driver, she again > unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack > and again was unable to make the step. > > About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the > line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her > lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic > and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him: > "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know > who you are!!!!" > > At this the Texan drawled: "Well ma'am, normally I > would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly > three times, I kind a figured that we was friends." >