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To: 2MAR$ who wrote (14797)	4/4/2001 11:33:03 PM
From: DlphcOracl	Respond to of 37746

2MAR$: Here's another joke.... A lawyer carelessly exited his car from the driver's side without checking for oncoming traffic. A car came racing by, sheering off the door of his Porsche 911 Turbo. When a policeman arrived on the scene, the lawyer was yelling and cursing hysterically. The policeman looked at him and said: "You materialistic moron. You're so concerned about your car door that you haven't even noticed that the car amputated your left arm." The lawyer looked at his left shoulder, noticed the bloody stump, and started shouting hysterically: " Oh, no!! Where's my Rolex?"