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To: yard_man who wrote (90441)4/5/2001 2:35:16 PM
From: Jumper  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 436258
 
Maria's Chinese Chauffeur Drives Regis Ratings

Regis: What should I call you?

Chauffeur: I am Hung!

Regis: My, My, My!...You are Hung!

Chauffeur: Yes, I am Hung!

Studio Audience Applause

Regis: What are you doing for Maria B.?

Hung: I drive her - all da' time and do other nice things w/ Her....We consenting Adult!...My Big Boss man, Tony S. say do whatever she wants!...Give her what she needs say Big Soprano Boss Man.

Regis: Yow Wee! (does a jig) Tell us, we want to know, what else do you do for her?

Hung: I teach her many ancient Chinese secret in back seat of sedan every night, sometime in morning, and once in a while during afternoon - she like very much.

Regis: (to studio audience) This boy is Hung!

Studio Audience Applause

Regis: So tell me Hung! Does Maria B. have a pet name for you?

Hung: Yes...she call me...let me see..english not so good...she call me her Big Red Machine!

Regis: You gotta' love the up and down volatility in this market! (hehehe) Big Red Machine! Some words now from procter and gamble. Please don't crack those fortune cookies yet ...we have desert coming!

Studio Audience Applause



To: yard_man who wrote (90441)4/6/2001 1:52:29 PM
From: Jumper  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 436258
 
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