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Strategies & Market Trends : Anthony @ Equity Investigations, Dear Anthony, -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Anthony@Pacific who wrote (69497)	4/7/2001 10:55:24 AM
From: Anthony@Pacific	Respond to of 122088

An appropriatte joke for an appropriatte topic: A successful lawyer parked his new Lexus in front of his office. As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911. Within minutes a cop pulled up. The lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up, was now ruined. When the lawyer finally calmed down, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are. You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else," said the officer. "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Your left arm is missing from the elbow down! It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my ( fake ) Rolex?"