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To: mishedlo who wrote (92397)	4/10/2001 4:37:12 PM
From: Skeeter Bug	Respond to of 436258

>>``We are extremely gratified with our results this quarter,'' said Hassan Ahmed, president and CEO, Sonus Networks. ``During the quarter, we continued to execute on our business strategy [fleece the public by selling our inside shares] and have made significant progress across several fronts [that babe in accounting just loves me!]. We expanded our customer base [they took our shares and agreed to a 50 year money back guarantee, no questions asked deal], delivered new product capabilities and features [those new groves on the dial made all the difference], broadened our partner program [we bought meals for more prospective customers] and have made great strides in the integration of telecom technologies [we showed a customer that their phone didn't work b/c it wasn't plugged in] following the completion of the acquisition in January. We're off to a great start this year [i bought a multimillion dollar home off the proceeds of my gobs of stock sales to the suckers. i LOVE this GAME!]''<< satire? possibly...