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Politics : Right Wing Extremist Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Carolyn who wrote (7631)	4/13/2001 10:33:31 PM
From: CVJ	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 59480

Thanks or asking, yes I am. I'm leaned back in my recliner with my WebTV IR keyboard surfing the www. You already know I found one end of it. I have a table on either side of me, one with food, the other with drink. My keyboard also operates my TV as I keep an eye on things there. I also have a remote for the radio/stereo that I listen to whilst surfing. I wish these chairs had a built-in fridge and toilet and bath. I wouldn't have to move at all then. Which is good because the county I live in was one of the three in the nation with the highest unemployment rates. Add to that this coming summer's electricity and gas consumer fornication in CA (soon to be appearing in a state near you!). Sometimes I feel like James Stewart in "It's A Wonderful Life", before the angel showed him how it would be without him. Chas (the rambling on & on man)

To: Carolyn who wrote (7631)	4/13/2001 10:41:07 PM
From: CVJ	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 59480

The following is for employers or prospective employers. Samples of employee performance appraisals Chas (by way of iHub JOKES thread) These quotes were taken from actual employee performance evaluations: -"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." -"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity." -"I would not allow this employee to breed." -"This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a won't-be." -"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." -"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet." -"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle." -"This young lady has delusions of adequacy." -"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them." -"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." -"This employee should go far, and the sooner the better." -"Got a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together." -"A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus." -"He doesn't have ulcers, but he is a carrier." -"He's been working with glue too much." -"He would argue with a signpost." -"He has a knack for making strangers immediately." -"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room." -"When his IQ reaches 50, we should sell." -"If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one." -"A prime candidate for natural deselection." -"Donated his brain to science before he was done using it." -"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming." -"Has two brains: one is lost, the other is out looking for it." -"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week." -"If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change." -"If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean." -"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled." -"Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes." -"The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."