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To: Bob Miller who wrote (18549)4/15/2001 12:52:12 PM
From: Nite-Man  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 30928
 
Happy Easter Everyone!!!!

Now to business........have you received the chocolate Ex-lax eggs I sent you? I thought they would help "loosen" you up you anal-retentive old fart. Although to be fair, you probably don't have many good memories of Easter, having grown up in a run down housing project. I can imagine some of the games you played as a tot:

1. Throw rotten eggs at the police.
2. Run from the police.
3. Get your ass kicked by the police.
4. Play tease the crack whore (you never liked your sister anyway)
5. Find the change in daddy's pockets when he falls down drunk in the living room.
6. Run from mommy's boyfriend with your pants around your ankles.

Aahhhhh…..the memories, eh bobby?

NM



To: Bob Miller who wrote (18549)4/15/2001 1:58:28 PM
From: Dr. Voodoo  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 30928
 
Dear Mr./Ms. Miller,

With respect to your purchase of the heavy duty, GROUND ZERO doll, we cannot honor your request for a full refund or exchange for the CAPT easter doll. We have a safety policy regarding STD's and offer no returns on used merchandise.

Please see Nite-Man the complaint department for further assistance.

Regards,

Voodoo



To: Bob Miller who wrote (18549)4/15/2001 6:28:50 PM
From: Wayners  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 30928
 
What is your blow-up doll wearing for Easter???

You're mayonaise.