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To: elpolvo who wrote (3088)4/16/2001 10:38:33 PM
From: Dalin  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 104155
 
I received the following email from a disgruntled Californian:

The following is supposedly, courtesy of Sempra Energy(San Diego Gas &Electric). That would be the one utility company of the three major utilities that is NOT complicating, or has NOT already filed bankruptcy. Go California!

Dear rest of the USA:

America has engaged in some finger wagging lately because California doesn’t have enough electricity to meet its needs. The rest of the country (including George W.Bush’s energy secretary Spencer Abraham, who wants Californians to suffer through blackouts as justification fro drilling oil in Alaska’s Artic National Wildlife Refuge) seems to be just fine with letting Californians dangle in the breeze without enough power to meet their needs. They laugh at Californians’ frivolity.

Well, everybody. Here’s how it really is:

California ranks 48th in the nation in power consumed per person. California grows more then half the nation’s fruit, nuts and vegetables. We’re keeping them. We need something to eat when the power goes out. We grow 99% or more of the nations almonds, artichokes, dates, figs, kiwifruit, olives, persimmons, pistachios, prunes, raisins and walnuts.

Hope you won’t miss them.

California is the nation’s number one dairy state. We’re keeping our dairy products. We’ll need plenty of fresh ones since our refrigerators can’t be relied upon.

Got milk?

We Californians are gonna keep all our hi-tech software in state. Silicon Valley is ours, after all. Without enough electricity, which you’re apparently keeping for yourselves, we just plain don’t have software to spare.

We’re keeping all our airplanes. California builds a good percentage of the commercial airliners available to fly you people to where you want to go. When yours wear out, you’d better hope Boeing’s Washington plant can keep you supplied. There isn’t enough electricity here to allow us to export any more planes then we need ourselves. And while we’re at it, we’re keeping all our hi-tech aerospace stuff too, like the sophisticated weapons systems that let you sleep at night, not worried you might wake up under the rule of some foreign kook.

Oh, yeah, and if you want to make a long distance call, remember where the satellite components and tracking systems come from. Maybe you could get back in the habit of writing letters.

Want to see a blockbuster movie this weekend? Come to California. We make them here. Since we’ll now have to make them with our own electricity, we’re keeping them. Even if we shot them somewhere else, the labs, printing facilities, editing facilities, and sound facilities are all here.

Want some nice domestic wine? We produce over 17 million gallons per year. We’ll need all of it to drown our sorrows when we think about the fact that no matter how many California products we export to make the rest of America lives better, America can’t see its way clear to help us out with a little electricity. You can no longer have any of our wine.

You all complain that we don’t build enough power plants. Well, you don’t grow enough food, write enough software, make enough movies, build enough airplanes and defense systems or make enough wine.

This is your last warning America. Lighten (us) up before its too late.


I wonder if the 48th ranking is true.......

:0)

Ramblin