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To: MythMan who wrote (85801)4/18/2001 10:19:50 PM
From: Jumper  Respond to of 86076
 
>>talk about DrD<< Md. D. was my shrink - he was tossed in the drink

His handle alone was offensive to some
clowns came along and rambussed my chum



To: MythMan who wrote (85801)4/20/2001 1:06:02 PM
From: Jumper  Respond to of 86076
 
I am cienaless and without a qlogic

Thank you SSB, maybe that stands for silly sons of B*(&*(%

I've been jousting with the K-nite for days over buckets of vasoline and a few days ago I got myself all pan silver'd up for a night on the town.

Let's see if Lenny Bruce is right, will this rally roll into small cap simoleons? So far so good...knock on wood.



To: MythMan who wrote (85801)4/26/2001 6:24:30 PM
From: Jumper  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 86076
 
Brewers sweep Mets - I am going scream....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - dubya threw out the opening pitch for that ball club - O Cursed Year!

Myth, - please excuse me, my beer is foaming -
- oh wait Mr. Myth - I have an important email coming in -...drum roll please....


I have nothing to say, so please allow me to share my response to this lovely and welcomed correspondence....

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I am unable to wait - my entire life is centered around this all encompassing "Daily Market Wrap" - I am under spammed as it is. Please deliver this golden manna from SI heaven.

How can I adequately express my horny affection for this "Daily Market Wrap Spam" - Here I am responding to my clients and deleting 200 or so spams a day with no return address (never buy a couple hundred URL's - that is my tip)

Picture me pining away, like a saucy drunken sailor, for this "Daily Market Wrap Spam" - especially, when I work out of third world countries (imagine the outer boroughs of NYC) ....With one hand I am exchanging worthless currency to buy a ho', or two, or three, for a government official (the guy with the human service contract woody) - with the other I cling to my laptop, connected to his phone, in a refugee camp, paying the modest fee of $20 an hour to download emails....

....fairly often I exclaim "Where the F is my high quality Daily Market Wrap Spam from SI"

A dear friend, and Loyal slave for Christ,

Jumper