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To: MKTBUZZ who wrote (371)	4/21/2001 1:14:33 AM
From: Jim Bishop	Respond to of 394

<Satan plans to retire to a small island in the Bahamas and write a column for the local newpaper.> Umm, where's the safe harbour, for his boat? That's gotta be in that release, or it's fluff, with no escape route. ps: Middle bight, South Andros, bones as long as your arm, and hot as hades, just like home, sharks respectful of all brethren, be them demons, or mere lawyers. Other than that, one hell of a release.

To: MKTBUZZ who wrote (371)	4/21/2001 10:38:11 AM
From: Wayne Rumball	Respond to of 394

WRLB TO RULE ALL EVIL!!!!!!! HUGE NEWS IMO!!! Disclaimer; THIS IS A RECOMMENDATION TO MORTGAGE YOUR HOUSE AND BUY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

To: MKTBUZZ who wrote (371)	1/24/2003 2:56:26 PM
From: Wayne Rumball	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 394

Cayman Islands, Jan 23, 2003 (BSnewsWire) -- WRLB and Associates (OTC: WRLB) announced today the completion of testing of it's new guidance system for the military, to be used in attacks on Iraq. The new guidance system, dubbed SUSA (Straight Up Suddam's Ass) uses the latest laser and GPS guidance systems, combined with special scent detecting circuits, to deliver warheads directly to the Iraqi President. Weaner Rumberger commented "We have worked on this technology for years, it was the scent circuits that gave us trouble, until we were able to covertly obtain a sample of feces from Saddam Hussain in early 2001. So far we have successfully guided missiles to 3 separate piles of shit 1 hidden deep in a forest, 1 an underground bunker and 1 in a drone operated aircraft. We have offered to provide 1 missile guidance system to the military for 30 billion dollars, since 1 is all they need and that is less than 1/2 the price of an expected war."