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To: pbull who wrote (12936)4/23/2001 6:46:06 AM
From: horsegirl48  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 13572
 
oh no, looks like its back to the oil sector......



To: pbull who wrote (12936)4/23/2001 6:56:49 AM
From: pbull  Respond to of 13572
 
Bo, wake up; next one's for you.<eom>



To: pbull who wrote (12936)4/23/2001 7:14:29 AM
From: stomper  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 13572
 
I liked this one -ggg-:

INVESTORS STUNNED TO LEARN CISCO NOT JUST STOCK, ALSO COMPANY THAT MAKES THINGS
Betrayed Shareholders Not Particularly Interested in Routers, Switches
San Jose, Cal. (SatireWire.com) — The rumors about Cisco Systems have been circulating for months, but the earnings warning and plunge in its share price Tuesday left little doubt in investors' minds that Cisco is not just a famous stock, but may in fact have been operating as a large company that makes complex and incomprehensible equipment related to high technology.

"I got into Cisco two years ago because I was made to understand it was really the tech stock to own," said Cisco shareholder Anthony Timson of Rahway, N.J. "Honestly, it never occurred to me that there was anything more to it. Frankly, I feel betrayed."

Once considered the core high-tech holding, Cisco has watched its share price fall 80 percent from last year's peak. As a result, much more attention lately has been given to the company's market share, revenues, and products, such as routers, switches, and Virtual Private Network concentrators. Rarely, if ever, is Cisco simply identified as a highly recommended stock or "surefire" high tech bet.

While Cisco CEO John Chambers said he is sorry investors have had to learn about the company this way, he believes the public defrocking will be good in the long run.

"Until recently, the only reason many people had heard of Cisco was because our stock was famous," he said. "Now people will get to know us for what we do. We'll be just like any other high tech company."

Timson, however, disagreed. "Other high tech companies make shite I can understand," he said.

Copyright © 2001, SatireWire.

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To: pbull who wrote (12936)4/23/2001 9:14:43 AM
From: Boplicity  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 13572
 
that was funny, but it was a sad laugh. I was reading somewhere this weekend that the baby bells are the ones to watch, they have dismissed the clecs, are getting bigger, and have found a way to offer long distance in some cases. I see the baby bells as the ultimate gate keeper.

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