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To: Dr. Voodoo who wrote (18685)4/25/2001 12:44:28 PM
From: Fast Eddie  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 30928
 
Serial Masturbator Dr. Voodoo arrested.

Wednesday, April 25, 2001

USA, (WA) -- Dr. Voodoo, a self-claimed Chemist, was promptly arrested after Jim-Bob Miller, a bathroom attendant, walked in on what appeared to be Voodoo masturbating in the restroom, once again.

"I've warned him many many times", said Jim-Bob. "And I'm sick of cleaning up the mess left behind. I wouldn't have called the police if he just cleaned up after himself. Now he can masturbate as much as he wants, in jail!"

Dr. Voodoo is currently facing charges for exposing himself in public. If convicted, Voodoo could be sentenced with up to 5 years in prison, a $25,000 fine, as well as becoming a registered sex offender.

Fast Eddie

This is not how you are supposed to "get in touch with yourself"