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To: Boplicity who wrote (110)	5/3/2001 9:24:01 AM
From: John F Beule	Respond to of 13815

Thanks for the heads-up Bo. John

To: Boplicity who wrote (110)	5/3/2001 10:18:17 AM
From: Sully-	Respond to of 13815

Start looking for stocks that can hold their tune and will pass the test of time. QCOM Ö¿Ö

To: Boplicity who wrote (110)	5/3/2001 11:10:34 AM
From: T L Comiskey	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 13815

OT............. just 4 fun #21 is quite good T Subject: George Carlin-isms 1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? 4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? 5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 6. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? 7. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? 8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Isn't it just stale bread to begin with? 9. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? 10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? 11. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? 12. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? 13. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? 14. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? 15. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? 16. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 17. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 18. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? 19. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me...they're cramming for their final exam. 20. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? 21. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?