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To: Original Mad Dog who wrote (10818)5/11/2001 12:18:48 PM
From: Peach  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 15481
 
The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

On the other hand, mph can fire his ass.



To: Original Mad Dog who wrote (10818)5/11/2001 12:22:26 PM
From: Lazarus_Long  Respond to of 15481
 
To: Original Mad Dog
VP,Human Resources
JXM Enterprises

From: James McGowan

STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL EYES ONLY

Dear Sir,

Thank you for my promotion. I think. Maybe. We'll see.

I have been asked by several employees what it takes to get a promotion around here. Now that I know the secret, I think it is best that I keep it to myself.

It is well that I did not know my title was Collections Manager and Janitor to Assistant Vice President because I can assure you there would been riots that would have required you to hire the US Army to put down. However, I will now be looking for a new employee to assume my duties as Collections Manager and Janitor to Assistant Vice President since the onerous, full time effort needed to keep the rest of you clowns around here out of trouble and out of jail will consume all my time.

One statement in your letter surprised me. I always thought lawyers WERE members of the oldest profession. How do you tell the difference?

Your Humble (??) Servant,

JM



To: Original Mad Dog who wrote (10818)5/11/2001 12:32:36 PM
From: Rainy_Day_Woman  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 15481
 
which will be carried out in addition to his regular duties with the able assistance of his new intern, Tawny

Tawny is a lovely golden retriever, very suited for clean up and a splendid addition to the staff

let's give her a warm welcome