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To: Tom Hua who wrote (9290)	5/14/2001 1:15:26 AM
From: ycocko	Respond to of 19633

Tears came to my eyes, but you being from Chicago as I am, here's a couple of good ones for you that I think that you and i might relate to! By the way thread don't take these seriously<ggg> Suicide Blonde A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger." A guy goes into the store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish Sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you as me if I was German? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Huh? Would ya?" The clerk says "Well, no." With deep self righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, alright then, why the HELL did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?" The clerk says "Because this is a hardware store." Good trading tomorrow for ALL! Rgds YC