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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (19026)	5/15/2001 7:40:48 AM
From: Bob Miller	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 30928

Say hello to your wife.

To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (19026)	5/15/2001 11:42:53 AM
From: Dr. Voodoo	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 30928

A Florida man has reached an out-of-court settlement over a medical mistake that cost him his penis. GROUND ZERO was burned during a one-hour treatment for a swollen prostate with a microwave device called the Darwinotron, after forcing hospital orderly, Roberta Miller, to turn the device on. Miller was quoted in court documents as saying, "I thought it would be kind of fun. I've only microwaved those prepackaged burritos, never a penis before." Nite-Man at Vanderbilt Medical Center had to amputate his penis by biting it off. ZERO and his wife sued Vanderbilt and the company that makes the device for a 1/2 inch prosthesis, and for lifetime services of Roberta Miller's shih tzu. The settlement was reached just as the case was to go to trial. Terms aren't being disclosed, but the ZERO's lawyer says his wife has been satisfied. Dr. Voodoo says he's going to continue allow Roberta Miller to use the Darwinotron. "We need to stop these degenerate scum from reproducing. They serve no benifit to society other than to fill up our prisons, street corners and freeway overpasses. Someone has to put a stop to this. If GROUND ZERO is dumb enough to put his penis in a microwave, then he should expect Roberta will be dumb enough to turn it on." Says Dr. Voodoo, Vanderbilt Chief of Staff.