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To: Stock Watcher who wrote (44986)	5/16/2001 12:19:51 PM
From: Investor Clouseau	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 52051

Thread Humor; Some top career picks for the CNBC crew if they get tired of journalism; Ron Insana takes over "Who wants to be a millionaire" from Regis Philbin. Renames show "Who wants to be a billionaire" Scene: (Ron) "is that your.....final answer?" Sue Herera replaces Phil Donahue on the afternoon talk show circuit. Sparks a feud when she’s overheard saying “ Phil is such a wimp!” Bob Pisani becomes a comedic actor. Often thought of as a young Rodney Dangerfield, he’s selected to play Rodney’s role in the new “Caddyshack” movie. Picture this scene of Bob saying “hey baby, you wanna make $14 the hard way?” Pat Bolland becomes a Canadian Mountie. He’s already got the mustache, and he’s Canadian. Steve Frank shuns journalism,and an offer from Dateline NBC, for a career as a camel jockey. Goes on to win the Dubai Derby and becomes the most famous camel racer of his generation. Ted David reinvigorates the “Hollywood Squares” game show theme. His new show, titled “Wall Street Squares” easily outpaces Louis Rukeyser in the ratings. Contestant: “Ted, I’ll take Larry Kudlow to block” In this fall’s television season NBC starts a new series titled “Survivor; Wallstreet”. Network exec’s fear that it may be heavily censored due to it’s inherently violent nature. Of course the host is Joe Kernen; Joe to contestant, “that’s gotta hurt” Carl Quintanilla becomes super model. Larry Kudlow becomes the new Fed Chairman. Future headline “Fed Chairman Kudlow cuts rates by 500 basis points”. The Chairman said “ I just got really tired of everything moving so slowly”. In addition to his new job as Fed Chairman, he’s named one of the “50 Best Dressed People on Wallstreet” by People magazine. Kudlow,ever the savvy businessman quickly capitalizes on this by becoming a fashion consultant to Ralph Lauren. Maria Bartoromo takes over the game show “The Weakest Link” and renames it, “The Weakest Pick”. She’s overheard practicing her new signature line, “are you allergic to money? YOU are the weakest picker……..GOODBYE!”