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To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (11782)5/16/2001 10:06:25 PM
From: Original Mad Dog  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 15481
 
MEMORANDUM

TO: All employees and hangers on
FROM: The Human Resources Department

It has come to our attention that large numbers of employees have abandoned their work to engage in shameless flirtation and other behavior of dubious morality. As a result, important company objectives are not being met on a timely basis. In addition, no new lyrics have been posted by the Company lyricist in days, no new contracts have been signed, and there is that fat guy in a Packers sweatshirt going from office to office looking for candy bars and propositioning anything in a skirt.

Keep up the good work!