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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (91006)5/18/2001 8:20:39 AM
From: Tommaso  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 132070
 
Maybe you should (anonymously) post a copy of the e e cummings poem that begins:

a salesman is an it that stinks



To: Knighty Tin who wrote (91006)5/18/2001 8:22:57 AM
From: Tommaso  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 132070
 
Found the whole thing:

a salesman is an it that stinks Excuse

a salesman is an it that stinks Excuse
Me whether it's president of the you were say
or a jennelman name misder finger isn't
important whether it's millions of other punks
or just a handful doesn't
matter and whether it's in lonjewray

or shrouds is immaterial it stinks

a salesman is an it that stinks to please

but whether to please itself or someone else
makes no more difference than if it sells
hate condoms education snakeoil vac
uumcleaners terror strawberries democ
ra(caveat emptor)cy superfluous hair

or Think We've Met subhuman rights Before



To: Knighty Tin who wrote (91006)5/18/2001 1:53:44 PM
From: KENNETH R SANDERS  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 132070
 
KT>>>>They say, "you know a lot about investing, but you don't know how to sell. <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

The first thing you have to do is get people to trust you (that is so they will believe the lies you tell them later)



To: Knighty Tin who wrote (91006)5/18/2001 5:23:09 PM
From: Nadine Carroll  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 132070
 
You could always quote Dave Barry...he has the current sales line pinned:

"These are scary times for investors, SO GIVE US YOUR MONEY! You can trust us because we have a very large building."



To: Knighty Tin who wrote (91006)5/19/2001 11:57:27 AM
From: JHP  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 132070
 
MB is this going to be you?<VBG>
To:heinz blasnik who wrote (100747)
From: JHP Tuesday, May 8, 2001 11:56 PM
View Replies (4) | Respond to of 103443

got a cold call from Merrill-Lynch tonight
pushing CSCO on their great quarter! lol

regards john