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Politics : Sharks in the Septic Tank -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: jlallen who wrote (13941)5/21/2001 7:18:16 PM
From: Andy Thomas  Respond to of 82486
 
one time, when i had just moved into vegas (well after a month there) i got pulled over for driving too fast in a 15 mph speed trap.

the cop asked what was in my fanny pack and told me to unzip it (the fanny pack).

i unzipped it while telling him it was a s&w 9mm (15 round).

then he said it was unzipped before he ever approached the car.

he looked like ross perot in jack boots and i started getting scared. he had me exit the car while he searched it for other weapons.

i started silently praying to qetzalcoatl (that was during my qetzalcoatl phase) and he got called away.

...but not before he gave me tickets totalling $500.

if you're ever in vegas, watch out for the 15mph school zones.

...and get your state tabs changed within 30 days.

andy