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To: Jim Bishop who wrote (84993)5/25/2001 9:52:48 AM
From: Tom Allinder  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 150070
 
LOL:
If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was
holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant.

If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock'n' roll
music or musician he liked.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of
lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain
you blame the school for poor sex education.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving
home drunk, you blame the bartender.

If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to
shoot up with heroin was dirty, you blame the government
for not providing clean ones.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you
blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame
the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and
tries to kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers
kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the
airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as
it is anymore.

So if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front
of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates, OK?

Tom