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Pastimes : The Short Story Laboratory -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: abuelita who wrote (13)5/26/2001 12:25:56 AM
From: elpolvo  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 83
 
rosa, rosa, rosa-

please keep those comments at the whisper level. kath musta heard it because she just made me vacuum the whole house, mop the kitchen and bathrooms, shake the throw rugs and sweep the porch, while she ran the steam cleaner. more of her fam dambly coming over <G>

but it's ok... tomorrow I'M ON VACATION, till tuesday morning. yeeeee haaaaaaaw.

<bursts into a sailing song>

hoist up the john b. sails,
see how the mainsail sets...

********************************************

here's my story for the laboratory tonight...

when i was 13 i withdrew my life savings
from the bank and bought myself a brand new
honda 50 sport cycle. i took it to the
reservation when i went to work for my
brother (mr. hot-shot-new-private-pilot)
at sweetwater trading post for the summer.

against my better judgement, he talked me
into letting him ride it one evening. after
what seemed to me like the first sixty dark
hours after a child is kidnapped (but
was actually only about 40 minutes) i heard
the scooter putting slowly back down
from the mesa on the primitive
dirt road to the store. when i saw him coming
down the hill safely i breathed out all the
bad air and the tension left. my heartbeat
returned to normal and i was relieved.

he pulled up slowly, got off the bike and leaned
it on the kickstand.

instead of explaining why he'd been gone so long,
he launched into a long, melancholy story about how he
took the scooter up to the dirt airstrip where he had
the piper tripacer tied down; he said he stopped up at
the high end of the runway by the plane and
turned the bike around pointed down the runway.

"i gave it everything it had... full throttle
all the way down the strip," he said. "i got
it up to 60 mph at the usual takeoff point
and when i pulled back on the handlebars it
was such a sad, sad feeling because it just
wouldn't fly. <sob, sob>"

he was really emotional about it, almost
teary eyed.

at first i almost fell for it. i'd never seen
my brother this sensitive. all of a sudden my
common sense and my knowledge of my older brother
kicked in... "you wrecked my scooter, didn't you?"
i fiercely scowled.

"what?" he said, in an incredibly guilty attempt
at innocence.

"you wrecked my scooter, and you're telling me
this diversionary, emotional story so i won't
kill you, aren't you?"

sure enough. i looked the bike over and the
brake lever was bent and the right handle grip
was scuffed and full of red reservation dirt.

"i'll buy you some new parts at the honda shop
when i go into town next week," he offered.

"good!" i said, "you'd better."

-polvo diablo