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To: dkgross who wrote (85198)	5/28/2001 12:36:37 PM
From: Cheesehead	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 150070

A funny: 3 guys were killed in a car accident. For the sake of the story I will name the 3 guys Sam, Tom and Bob. They stood before St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter told them that they were all on the list to enter Heaven, however, he told them there was one rule that they had better not break and that was they could not step on a duck. All 3 guys thought this would be no problem whatsoever. Once in Heaven they realized that there were ducks everywhere. You could hardly take a step without stepping on a duck. The first day Sam stumbled and stepped on a duck. St. Peter walked up to Sam with the ugliest woman you could imagine and chained the woman to Sam. St. Peter told Sam "for stepping on a duck you must spend the rest of eternity with this ugly woman" and then he walked away. The next day Tom had one to many rum and cokes and stepped on a duck. St. Peter, not missing a thing, walked up to Tom with another terribly ugly woman and chained Tom and the woman together. St. Peter told Tom "for stepping on a duck you must spend the rest of eternity with this ugly woman" and then he walked away. Having seen this, Bob was very careful not to step on a duck and was able to go 2 months without stepping on a duck. After 2 months St. Peter walked up to Bob with the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. St. Peter chained the woman and Bob together and walked away. Bob said "wow, this is great." The woman said "all I know is I stepped on a duck."