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To: Graystone who wrote (70606)5/29/2001 2:39:10 PM
From: E. Charters  Respond to of 116915
 
I like Hind. Anyone for Hind? We are taking volunteers for Hindship or being the Hind Oracle-in-Regalia. Title is Your Drakeship. You get a tabernacle of pure imitation alabastered, festooned with fake lapis lazuli, a dozen miniature gold Hinds in pastoral scenes with all the Disney characters, (from the Franklin Mint); a purple robe of chiffon; ruby slippers; a silver goblet; a golden sash that wraps around the ash; a parchment certificate from the Royal University of Babylon Escadu, with a BhinD degree in Hindia-Escadrille; a bottle of Mouton Cadet 1997 (opened); a 1973 Deux Chevaux on blocks, with liens from Lenny's Garage and Resale; a plasticized ID card with attestation of the status of Hind Omnipotent, Lodge 471 (Signed by L. Ron Hubbard's brother-in-law himself); and lifetime free membership in the Moose Jaw I.O.D.E. You may reside at the Hind Temple Vespary which is located at the vacant lot, corner of 56th and Brown's-Line. The Vespary has a sign on it, Port-a-Potty. This is for security reasons. Just break the lock with a hammer and put your own on it.

You are required to write exams to ascend to the status of glorious prevaricator of Hindalia. There are 39 steps to these exams. Upon the final step you will be the sublime Hind and in a state of grace with all who look upon you. The slogan and blessing and official club chant is be-Hind, be-Hind, we-be-Hind. We nevah gonna catch up.

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