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To: JustTradeEm who wrote (214)	6/2/2001 9:06:41 AM
From: Don Pueblo	Respond to of 1016

TekmofundaMENTAL Shorty Shorts are very simple. First, we look at the historical posting patterns to ESTABLISH if the chart's intention is rooted in a severe emotional aberration, such as Flamfoozyphobia (fear of aliens), Actuphobia (fear of someone finding out what we are really doing), Postalphobia (fear of going mental at the board meetings), Capaphobia (fear of using ALL CAPS for no frickin reason), Timophobia (fear of Tim Luke), Recordophobia (fear of anyone outside our cell finding out what we are really doing), and Instantophobia (fear of real time trading). We also inspect for manic fixations. We don't know what manic fixations are, but the mere FACT that we use the lingo is an excellent indication that we are on some sort of psychotropic DRUG, or MORE THAN ONE, probably due mainly to Timophobia. Once we have determined that the new subscriber is actually falling for the DOUBLESPEAK crap and faulty chart interpretation, we overload him or her with pictures of charts. Shorty SHORTS are shorts that are shorts shortly. Here is an example: marketozone