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To: Hoatzin who wrote (324)	6/3/2001 7:40:25 PM
From: DrGrabow	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 1016

Time for this thread to get creative.... I've got jury duty tomorrow morning and I want some excuses for not serving. Trailer trash misery is not on my calendar! 1) gargle and douse myself with bourbon 2) walk in the courtroom and start shouting "guillotine, guillotine". 3) when asked for political affiliation answer 'pedophile' 4) "spiders, spiders, get'em off of me.... damn spiders!" 5) fart loudly and extensively 6) ask the judge where he got his degree.... Clarence Thomas School of Method Jurisprudence other wise known as Long Dong Silver's Study Hall? 7) Oh, you mean I have to listen? 8) yes, sir, I know the defendant. He's an asshole. 9) wear a powdered wig and a black robe. 10) Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.