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Politics : Right Wing Extremist Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: jlallen who wrote (9360)6/5/2001 5:10:31 PM
From: Mr. Whist  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 59480
 
Lug-Nut Allen Wrench: You are about the sixth person in the past week who has attempted to bait me by putting an anti-union spin on whatever point it is you are trying to make. I no longer respond to such unless union representation is germane to the issue being discussed (and in only a small percentage is this the case). Do you have a link for the CWA item? That one interests me. The rest are all routine police blotter items.



To: jlallen who wrote (9360)6/5/2001 5:33:25 PM
From: Jack Russell  Respond to of 59480
 
OBITUARY NOTICE!

Today we mourn the passing of an old friend by the name of "Common Sense".
Common Sense lived a long life but died from heart failure at the brink of
the millennium. No one really knows how old he was since his birth records
were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He selflessly devoted his life
to service in schools, hospitals, homes, factories and offices, helping folks
get jobs done without fanfare and foolishness. For decades, petty rules,
silly laws and frivolous lawsuits held no power over Common Sense. He was
credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in out
of the rain, the early bird gets the worm, and life isn't always fair. Common
Sense lived by simple, sound policies (don't spend more than you earn),
reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in charge, not the kids), and
it's okay to come in second. A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the
Great Depression, and the Technological Revolution, Common Sense survived
cultural and educational trends including feminism, body piercing, whole
language and "new math." But his health declined when he became infected
with the "If-it-only-helps-one-person-it's-worth-it" virus. In recent decades
his waning strength proved no match for the ravages of overbearing federal
regulation. He watched in pain as good people became ruled by self-seeking
lawyers and enlightened auditors. His health rapidly deteriorated when
schools endlessly implemented zero tolerance policies,
reports of six year old boys charged with sexual harassment for kissing a
classmate, a teen suspended for taking a swig of mouthwash after lunch, and a
teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student. It declined even further
when schools had to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student
but cannot inform the parent when the female student is pregnant or wants an
abortion. Finally, Common Sense lost his will to live as the Ten
Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, criminals
received better treatment than victims, and federal judges stuck their noses
in everything from Boy Scouts to professional sports. As the end neared,
Common Sense drifted in and out of logic but was kept informed of
developments, regarding questionable regulations for asbestos, low flow
toilets, "smart" guns, the nurturing of Prohibition Laws and mandatory air
bags. Finally when told that the homeowners association restricted exterior
furniture only to that which enhanced property values, he breathed his last.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived
by three stepbrothers: Rights, Tolerance and Whiner. Not many attended his
funeral because so few realized he was gone. Hope this is not true with
either you or me. If it is, we need a resurrection as well. Maybe we can even
begin to get things back on track--or is common sense too much to ask?

Author Unknown...