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Politics : Sharks in the Septic Tank -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Neocon who wrote (16362)6/10/2001 3:35:18 PM
From: Bald Eagle  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 82486
 
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.

I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my
family, not some mid-level governmental functionary
with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to
crack addicts squirting out babies. I'm not in touch
with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! I
believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy
Osbourne, Ice-T, or Marilyn Manson sang. I think
owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. I believe it's
called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I don't think
being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd
better do it in English. I don't use the excuse "it's
for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions
or actions. I think fireworks should be legal on the
4th of July. I think that being a student doesn't give
you any more enlightenment than working at
Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the
bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of
college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. I
believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her
God. My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and
whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know
wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing
about it. I think global warming is a big lie. Where
are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass
through a long winter?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't
wander forty years in the desert after getting chased
out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been
persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so
shut-the-#$%!-up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the
Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get
his money. And why is he always part of the problem
and not the solution. I think the cops have every
right to
shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I
also think they have the right to pull your ass over
if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color
you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot
works, I don't want you deciding who should be running
the most powerful nation the world for the next four
years. I hate those bastards standing in the
intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to
guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.
These people should be targets. I think if you are in
the passing lane, and not
passing, your license should be revoked, and you
should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to
never delay the rest of us again.

I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect
food. I believe that it doesn't take a village to
raise a child, it takes two parents. I think tattoos
and piercing are fine if you want them, but please
don't pretend they are a political statement. I think
Dr. Seuss was a genius. I'm neither angry nor
disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
mainstream media would like the world to believe
otherwise.

I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is
sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even applies
when you are President of the United States. If that
makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you too are a BAD American please forward this to
everyone you know. We need our country back!



To: Neocon who wrote (16362)6/10/2001 5:09:05 PM
From: jlallen  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 82486
 
Cool, yes and incredibly......LOUD!!!

JLA