To: Lost1 who wrote (509 ) 6/13/2001 11:48:07 PM From: MulhollandDrive Read Replies (5) | Respond to of 10077 not worth the momentary euphoria of eating it..and it is euphoria..OH YES << Those guilty pleasures...I know exactly what you mean L1. One of THE worst things is to be driving down the street, and you are coming up on the Krispy Kreme....Suddenly you see the light flashing....should I? Ok. What the hell. You're right there and they've been made fresh.....so you pull into the drive though and order one dozen glazed.. When you get the order, the fragrance overwhelms you and you decide to sneak one before you pull out of the parking lot...(Cuz you never eat those things anyway, and who's gonna notice one missing donut?) Mmmmmmmm....tastes yummy...delicious....melts in your mouth. Then you get on the highway and the next thing you know you're parked on the Interstate since it's closed to one lane with construction... Might as well have another. You move about 1/2 mile and you're sitting again. You think.... "Damn, wish I had gotten a drink to go with those Krispy Kremes". Doesn't matter, you reach in the box and grab another.. Now your cell phone rings and it's the main squeeze saying he will be working late...."Don't bother with dinner.. honey, I'll just pick up something on the way home.....Ok sweetie...btw, I stopped off and got you some Krispy Kremes...Love ya...see you at home!" Finally you get home, kick back, flip on the tube and begin channel surfing..with your box of Krispy Kremes. Oh look, it's a re-run of the Sopranos, I wonder if I'll get anything else out of it this time around.......One hour later you don't feel so hot. You look in the Krispy Kreme box and see there's 3 left... <blech> I can't believe I ate 9 of those things!!!! You take one out and smash it into a ball inside your fist because you can't imagine how you were able to fit 9 donuts in your stomach... God I think I'm gonna be sick. In a fit of disgust and anger at your lack of control you go into the kitchen and take the last 2 donuts and cram them down the disposal....You vow. Never again. As you crumple the box in your hands... a sick feeling comes over you. Oh gawd....I told him about the Krispy Kremes. You rush out, take every side road to avoid the construction...for yet another Dozen of Krispy Kremes. BTW, did I tell you I'm very long KKD?