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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (825)6/14/2001 6:07:56 PM
From: c.horn  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 875
 
How can one post get this thing on the hot list?

Another question for you..

How come melons don't elope in Las Vegas?



To: Don Pueblo who wrote (825)6/14/2001 7:43:36 PM
From: ralfph  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 875
 
TankU foe Thee wunnerful schtock tips.

I is really impressed with what yah done writed and as soon as I get off of work at Government TRends I am buying all of the hardwear that you didn,t list. I is really impressed with your intilextual ability and if you ever want a job you could get one at Government trends>

What we do is come up with stuff to spend money on. Like last week i gots this idea for a lobby group. Canadian Association of Stupid People. They is fighting for the rights of stupid people to be like Doctors or fly those big aireoplane s and teach at universities and stuff like that.It works real well at getting people imployed and makes me feel real good. Like the lobby group gets money from the government . They then get to travel and start court cases and stuff which employs lawyers who get to sue other parts of the government who then hire lawyers to fight the lobby lawyers.

Is nt this wunderful! All them happy people are employed and fighting for the rights of stupid people who are missing out on the high paying jobs cuss they are stupid. Through no falt of their own. I get to come up with government policy like this all the time.

We are a sectret group so the only way ypou can get a job is if I reck omend you or you is a close personal friend of some one high up like a senitor. But you is really smart and I am sure you will fit in really well.

Like we brought back that star wars thing.It took ages to come up with the right guy that wanted to bring it back. And getting him in office was darn hard as well. I bet you could like do that in a couple of days.

I is allways looking at ways to spend guvernmunt funds. Any of your brilliant ideas and tips would be apreciated.

OoPs I gotta go. I borrowed some comuter time from some atomic energy mangement equipment and now there is all kinds of red ligts flashing on the screen. ...... Heh WhaTS a POwer spike anyway ?

ReaR ggARDS

Ralfph

We works freelance for the states as well. Like ya know the pulltabs on beercans that break off ? Our group came up with that one. Is it ok if I pass the news letter around to all the guys in the office or should I order 2500 1/2 copies ?

The 1/2 copy is for Margret she only works part time here. She has been moonlighting building potholes. We should never had put that job out to tender.



To: Don Pueblo who wrote (825)6/14/2001 10:48:00 PM
From: Patricia  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 875
 
I am laughing so hard that tears are in my eyes.

You are just too much. Thanks for the laughs on this stormy night in Chicago.

Just got in and the driving is awful. People are nuts in Chicago with their road rage and going just too fast for conditions. But then again some people are nuts with their keyboards and have rages here on SI. <<gg>>

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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (825)6/14/2001 11:06:57 PM
From: ISOMAN  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 875
 
I just laughed so hard that the vein in my forehead popped out, just like Michael Boltons' does when he is screaming out a song.