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To: Original Mad Dog who wrote (781)	6/18/2001 11:52:35 AM
From: mph	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 10077

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To: Original Mad Dog who wrote (781)	6/18/2001 10:22:25 PM
From: HG	Respond to of 10077

Some gifts my hubby got on his b'day... A coffee mug which sez "I'm not OLD, just youthfully challenged !" The mousepad had the following printed on it... Over The Hill Computer Lingo Apple...: One a day keeps the doctor away. Byte....: What you can do after you put your dentures in. Cache...: What you need to save since you're retired. CD ROM..: What you put your retirement money into. Chip....: High in cholestrol. Double Click.....: That noise your knees make when you walk. Cut & Paste......: What you do when you start to lose your hair. Digital Control..: What your pacemaker has. Disk Operating System : Medical procedure to repair your floppy disk. Dot Matrix.......: The window of Frank Matrix. Floppy Disk......: The cause of all the pain in your lower back. Hacker...........: A person with emphysema. Keyboard.........: Where you hang your keys so ypu don't lose them. Laptop...........: Where the grandkids sit. MegaHertz........: The feeling you have when you don't take your medicine. Memory...........: Something you forgot about a long time ago. Monitor..........: The thing that blips and beeps in the hospital. Port.............: The expensive wine that helps ease the pain. Program..........: Whats on TV. Prompt...........: Not what the doctor is. Networks.........: Stay within in or you won't be covered by insurance. RAM..............: Routine Alzheimer's Moment. Sound Card.......: Next generation hearing aid. Terminal.........: What you hope your illness isn't. Virus............: Whats giving you that nasty cough. - Gifts were from SeniorStore & OverTheHill.com