To: James Calladine who wrote (33492 ) 6/19/2001 8:32:49 AM From: Greg h2o Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 42804 OT, sorry, couldn't help but post this...i've stayed away from the recent political debates (well, for the last few days), but this is too funny.... A shepherd was tending his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new Jeep Cherokee appeared out of a dust cloud, advanced toward him and stopped. The driver, a 20-year-old young man wearing a Brioni > >>>suit,Gucci > >>>shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and a YSL tie, leaned out > of the window > >>>and asked > >>>the shepherd, "If I can tell you exactly how many > sheep you have > >>>in your > >>>flock, will you give me one?" > >>> > >>> The shepherd looked at the young guy, then at his > peacefully > >>>grazing flock, > >>>and calmly answered, "Sure." > >>> > >>>The young man parked his car, whipped out his > notebook computer, > >>>connected > >>>it > >>>to a cellphone, surfed to a NASA page on the > Internet where he > >>>called up a > >>>GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, > then opened up > >>>a > >>>database and some Excel spreadsheets with complex > formulas. He > >>>finally > >>>printed out a 150-page report on his hi-tech > miniaturized printer, > >>>turned > >>>around to our > >>>shepherd and said, "You have here exactly 1,586 > sheep!" > >>> > >>>"Amazing! That's correct! Like I agreed, you can > take one of my > >>>sheep," said > >>>the shepherd. He watched the young guy make a > selection and bundle > >>>it into > >>>his Cherokee. When he was finished the sheepherder > said, "If I can > >>>tell you > >>>exactly what your political persuasion is, where > you're from and > >>>who you > >>>work for, will you give me my sheep back?" > >>> > >>>"Okay, why not," answered the young man. > >>> > >>>"You're a Democrat from Palm Beach and you're > working for Jesse > >>>Jackson," > >>>said the shepherd. > >>> > >>>"That's correct," said the young man. "How did you > guess that?" > >>> > >>>"Easy", answered the shepherd. "Nobody called you, > but you showed > >>>up here > >>>anyway. You want to be paid for the solution to a > question I > >>>already knew > >>>the answer to. And, you don't know nothing about my > business > >>>because you > >>>just > >>>took my dog."