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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (19655)6/19/2001 9:34:08 AM
From: Nite-Man  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 30928
 
FT. Lauderdale _ It was a
late-night run for the border gone
awry.

A 47-year-old man was shot and arrested early Monday after
he rode his bicycle to a drive-through Taco Bell window,
demanding that the crew give him all their money and a
chalupa.

But, while he was waiting for the food, a Taco Bell worker
called the police.

The man, known only as GZ, was a former
employee of the restaurant who was fired for eating
on the job and before the job and after the job. Most
nights he had to be physically removed from the premises and
sent home by management.

Ft. Lauderdale Police Lt. Nite-Man said the crew handed over
the money, but while the suspect waited for the chalupa, a
police officer pulled up behind him.

The suspect threatened her with what appeared to be a gun.
She fired her gun once, apparently missing, and he wobbled off.

A backup officer, who was on foot, confronted the man and
was threatened to stay away. The officer fired several times,
hitting the suspect once in the arm and once in the leg.

Authorities said the "chalupa bandit" was hospitalized Monday with
injuries that did not appear to be life threatening, due to the rolls of
blubber covering the fat bastards body.

NM



To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (19655)6/19/2001 10:59:05 AM
From: Bob Miller  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 30928
 
Hey GZ:

I certainly hope that your so called book is better than the flatulent prose
that you offer on this thread.

While you and the others in your cloaca may enjoy such colluvies, it
does not contribute to the overall quality of the Insult Thread.

I guess your book will be the typical mephitic macrology.

Bob
Insult Champ, telling off a dizzard