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To: Capt who wrote (19688)	6/19/2001 4:15:34 PM
From: Wayners	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 30928

Ft. Lauderdale, FL A decrepid old Geezer calling himself the Captain was arrested today near the goat pen at the local petting zoo. The Capt had showed up at the petting zoo with a walker, which he used to carefully position himself next to a chain link fence containing the goats. At the proper moment he slipped his penis through his raincoat and through the fence in a feeble attempt to penetrate a nearby female goat that he had grabbed by the horns. Hearing the nearby ruckus from the desperate, wailing goat, the petting zoo-keeper came over to see what was going on and discovered Capt in the act. Upon seeing that he was discovered, Capt let go of the goat, grabbed his walker and headed down the street. The police were called and arrested Capt after a low speed walker pursuit. The decrepid old man claimed he was just trying to "feed" the goats a protein supplement. Police also found drugs, ben-gay and nude pictures of a man known as Nite-Man on the Capt's person.

To: Capt who wrote (19688)	6/19/2001 4:17:53 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 30928

Boca Raton, FL A decrepid old Geezer calling himself the Captain was arrested today near the goat pen at the local petting zoo. The Capt had showed up at the petting zoo with a walker, which he used to carefully position himself next to a chain link fence containing the goats. At the proper moment he slipped his penis through his raincoat and through the fence in a feeble attempt to penetrate a nearby female goat that he had grabbed by the horns. Hearing the nearby ruckus from the wailing goat, the petting zoo-keeper came over to see what was going on and discovered Capt in the act. Upon seeing that he discovered, let go of the goat, grabbed his walker and headed down the street. The police were called and arrested Capt after a low speed walker pursuit. The decrepid old man claimed he was just trying to "feed" the goats a protein supplement. Police also found drugs, ben-gay and nude pictures of a man known as Nite-Man on the Capt's person. GZ