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To: DMaA who wrote (10425)	6/19/2001 11:57:22 PM
From: Father Terrence	Respond to of 59480

We've already passed 1984 as far as bureaucracies go.

To: DMaA who wrote (10425)	6/20/2001 12:10:23 AM
From: CVJ	Respond to of 59480

••••••••••••••••••••N E W S F L A S H••••••••••••••••••••• Japanese have developed new fish that comes in bitesize morsels with no sharp instruments needed for processing from net to mouth. the rush is on to transfer the genetic techniques to all other edible animal and plant species by the end of the decade. There is a Million Democrat March Fundraiser planned for the Capitol Mall in August. The theme will be "No Cutlery Needed, No Kids Cut!" Chefs from around the world are gathering in New York in July to discuss possible strategereies for dealing with this looming threat to their profession with the United Nations Organizatation of World Cutlery Users of Tomorrow (UNOWCUT). Japan's Prime Minister stated this afternoon that in light of the recent discovery, Japan will no longer pay that portion of their U.N. dues that goes to support UNOWCUT. many more countries are expected to fall in line "to protect the children of the world". Senator Hillary Clinton will be joined in support of new movement by such esteemed social thinkers and activists as Hollywood celebrities "Babs" Striesand, "Meathead" Reiner and Steven Spillberg; and VIP (Very Important Politicians) such as Henry "the oinker" Waxman of California, former Vice-President Algore and Senator Daschle. Also expected are Bubba Clinton, Roger Clinton and the entire populations of Clinton, Tennessee and Clinton, Iowa. In a related story out of Senegal, a madman used a ream of quality copy paper to attack a group of children on a field trip to the site of the proposed Museum of Sharp Objects. The deranged man ran through the crowd inflicting paper cuts on almost every child and their escorts while screaming manaically "Ban this, you bastards". the man was later identified a member of some goofy extreme group. prosecutors were said to be building their case to force the worlds paper manufacturers to modify all paper products to have no edge sharper than the rolled edge of a Big Gulp cup. A spokesman said, "It's for the children." In another story that is unsubstantiated rumor right now, but we wanted to be first with the story of a secret meeting called by the bandage manufacturer's to try and stem this anti-cut movement. An unidentified insider said that these do-gooders are idiots. How are doctors going to perform life saving surgeries and breast implants? Huh? Huh? Huh? Copywrited by DoomNews Syndicate 2001