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To: rails99 who wrote (91675)6/22/2001 2:37:46 AM
From: energyplay  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 95453
 
More Euro madness -

Money Talks, and Euro Watchers Snicker
By David Gilmore
Special to TheStreet.com
6/21/01 6:17 PM ET

Not since Bill Clinton occupied the White House have government officials so
regularly provided material to tickle the market's funny bone as European officials
have while stumping for the euro.

Belgian Finance Minister Didier Reynders generated much talk among traders earlier
this week when he said he would unveil a new "Mister Euro" in a press conference
Thursday.

European Central Bank President Wim Duisenberg already had anointed himself
Mr. Euro, so Reynders' teaser left many scratching their heads. Some expected a
power grab by finance ministers for control over foreign-exchange policy.

But a few sharp tacks concluded that the new Mister Euro was more likely a mascot
for the introduction of notes and coins, like the caricatures developed for the
Olympics and the World Cup.

And this, of course, led to a flurry of market participants suggesting just what Mister
Euro might be. One analyst said a dachshund (presumably low to the ground and not
going anywhere fast). I suggested a great dane (even if Denmark voted no on the
euro) because they are fierce-looking, docile and do not live long because of their
size.

Well, the suspense ended when Reynders unveiled the real Mister Euro ... a talking
euro coin he hopes will win the hearts and minds of European citizens.

What ad agency thought up this one? For obvious reasons, Mister Euro has not
made an appearance on the European Central Bank Web site and it's doubtful it will.
The last thing the ECB needs is more humiliation.

Reynders did not have time to pause before Duisenberg told reporters in a
post-ECB-council press conference that the euro is not a source of preoccupation for
the bank.

So the real Mr. Euro spoke and the real euro quickly went south. It may well have
been a better day for the euro if only Mister Euro had done the talking.

Perhaps most bizarre was today's news from Vienna that a group of dermatologists
had determined that the one and two euro coins contain levels of nickel that can
cause severe skin irritation.

The doctors said the euro coins contain 500 times the admissible levels of nickel and
could cause eczema or rashes for as many as 800,000 Austrians. One can read the
warnings. The euro is hazardous to your health. The coins are already minted and
ready to go for January 2002.