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To: Jim Bishop who wrote (87124)6/23/2001 8:51:07 AM
From: lindao  Respond to of 150070
 
Hint - I may want to do this as early as the first day of 'vacation togetherness' ...

> >
> > A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee
> > when she noticed a
> > most
> > unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
> > cemetery.   A long
> > black
> > hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
> > about 50 feet behind.
> >
> > Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman
> > walking a pit bull dog on
> > a
> > leash. Behind were 200 women walking single file.
> >
> > The woman couldn't stand the curiosity.   She
> > respectfully approached the
> >
> > woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for
> > your loss, and I know
> > now
> > is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a
> > funeral like this.
> > Whose
> > funeral is it?"
> >
> > The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for
> > my husband."
> >
> > "What happened to him?"
> >
> > The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
> >
> >
> > She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second
> > hearse?"
> >
> > The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was
> > trying to help my husband
> >
> > when the dog turned on her."
> >
> > A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes
> > between the two
> > women.
> >
> > "Can I borrow the dog?"
> >
> > "Get in line."



To: Jim Bishop who wrote (87124)6/23/2001 11:30:38 AM
From: vds4  Respond to of 150070
 
good morning jim. now, on to the "screw the share holders" category...

hivc just announced the increase of authorized shares from 60 million to 510 million.

ladies and gentlemen, we have a new micro penny.

m



To: Jim Bishop who wrote (87124)6/23/2001 11:36:12 AM
From: CerealMan  Respond to of 150070
 
LOLing on the floor...funny twist...haw haw haw...

good fortune...
pops