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To: AC Flyer who wrote (72360)	6/25/2001 10:18:53 PM
From: long-gone	Respond to of 116764

ring ring "May we help you sir?" "Well,er,a, no sir,Paranoia Central isn't in right now, can someone else help you, answer your questions? They said something about an Air Raid Drill on the way out." "Yes sir, you've reached the right number, some one here does have(clap of thunder)All the Answers! "Why yes sir, thank you, I was picked for my voice(giggle), management thought it was far more efficient to have a real secretary & switch board misdirect your call & misplace your message the first time than have you & it forever lost. Yes sir, we are a bit old fashioned." "Yes sir, Dept. of Market Psychology, coming right up, but here, we simply call them The Hand " ring ring (thunder)"INVISIBLE HAND OF THE MARKET - quit wasting time & state the question.Yes, those guys down in Paranoia are 3/4 right but for all the wrong reasons. Yes, what can't you read on a F&kin chart Gold's Going UP" No, We're not responsible for what's said on CNBC! They work for the other team". Yes Sir, well you've got it almost right, that would be either 22 or 56 years up." "Is that what that stupid new gal the front desk said? We do have all the answers, no, we do NOT GIVE THEM ALL OUT*! Learn to read a chart & the moon & stars sir." Click

To: AC Flyer who wrote (72360)	6/25/2001 10:20:08 PM
From: long-gone	Respond to of 116764

<<last 40 years as many as 5 million Americans have been abducted by aliens? >> From north or south of the border?

To: AC Flyer who wrote (72360)	6/25/2001 11:47:46 PM
From: E. Charters	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 116764

I vill haf you know that this is always a possibility! Look at the great war! It could happen again! Did you ever wonder why there were so many oom pah pah beer halls sprinkled around the place? Well? Take away an accordion and put in its place a mk IV schmeisser machine pistol and what have you got? That's right! A smooth takeover! The nation would be paralyzed. Mercedez Benz and Beetle cars suddenly parallel parked across strategic freeways and intersections and the radio barking teutonic marching orders and it would be all over in a matter of minutes. Go ahead and laugh. the plan is in place and believe me they will be able to ignore the hyenas when the time comes. And on the subject of aliens. There are spawn from outer space on this planet. It can be proven. There is absolutely no doubt about it. The only question is the absolute origin of the species. This is still a mystery. Space ships are there. Beyond question. Anyone who doubts this is not a thinking man. How many species and when they first landed I cannot tell you. But I have absolute proof they are here. EC<:-}